Thursday, December 9, 2010

The Rules Of Facebook

Ok, I totally stole this post from a friend of mine named Matt Johnson but I thought it was just BRILLIANT!!

So, I am passing it on to you -- ENJOY!

If you like the post then feel free to check out his blog at --- HERE

1. If you wouldn’t wear it on a sign around your neck all day, don’t post it on facebook.

2. If it has projected from your body, nobody on facebook needs to know. We love you but some things are better left unsaid.

3. If you think you’re being subtle, you’re not. We all know exactly who you are talking about and what you are really trying to say. (and if we don’t know, we will find out…which isn’t good)

  • If you’re feeling a little insecure and need a compliment, just say it. No need to post things like “Tell me what you love about me and I’ll do the same for you…” Matter of fact, let me tell you now how much I love you and think you’re great!
  • If you’re mad at someone, just email them. It’ll be better for everyone.

4. All things marriage are all things off limits. Trust me.

5. Pictures

  • If it’s immodest, normal people are uncomfortable and creepers love it. Nuff said.
  • Pictures taken of a mirror are usually bad. Also, they are 9 times out of 10 taken in a bathroom. A good rule to live by is cameras do not belong in bathrooms.
  • People love to look at your pictures because they show your personality…except pictures you take of yourself. Don’t really know why…just is what it is.

6. If you know more about a person than they do, you are stalking them. It’s time to put the computer away.

7. If you know more about a situation than the people that are actually in it, you’re a busy body. Oh come on…you know it’s true. Just laugh and admit it…and then quit doing it.

8. We all love hilarious stories from your kids. I’m being serious.

9. We all love what God is teaching you. I do at least.

10. Remember, what you post on facebook is the light you are shining to the world. It’s a great opportunity. Don’t take it for granted.